Experimental History

Experimental History

Only insane people use the internet

OR: hit me with your Honda

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Adam Mastroianni
May 26, 2026
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Thereโ€™s a guy who sends me a nasty reply to every one of my posts. Within 24 hours of an email going out, he arrives in my inbox like:

you had me at โ€œhas the capability to articulate thoughts wellโ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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