Experimental History

Claude, don’t touch my lump

OR: the secret key to permanent happiness

Oct 13 • Adam Mastroianni

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September 2026

The Strangest Idea in the World

coming soon to a bookshelf near you

Sep 29 • Adam Mastroianni

460

122

30

There is no epidemic of loneliness, but there is an epidemic of scurvy

OR: hey buddy, your teeth are falling out

Sep 15 • Adam Mastroianni

999

116

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August 2026

Actually good advice

don’t tell someone they look like Beaker from The Muppets, etc.

Aug 25 • Adam Mastroianni

71

16

9

I like 'em thick

OR: an apology to my English teachers

Aug 18 • Adam Mastroianni

1,345

123

239

Incentives are for losers

OR: you must look at this fish and go insane

Aug 5 • Adam Mastroianni

1,200

117

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July 2026

Blog Jamboree 2026: The Winners

yeehaw

Jul 21 • Adam Mastroianni

149

11

9

The Decline of Deviance 2

2 Decline, 2 Deviance

Jul 8 • Adam Mastroianni

737

107

111

June 2026

The most wonderful thing that happened to Tommy McHugh

..."was having a stroke while doing a poo"

Jun 23 • Adam Mastroianni

189

32

8

Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos

OR: The Great Switcheroo

Jun 9 • Adam Mastroianni

761

117

147

May 2026

Only insane people use the internet

OR: hit me with your Honda

May 26 • Adam Mastroianni

125

21

9

Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!

OR: crock pots and lightning bolts

May 12 • Adam Mastroianni

717

104

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