Experimental History

Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos

OR: The Great Switcheroo

Jun 9 • Adam Mastroianni

441

88

88

May 2026

Only insane people use the internet

OR: hit me with your Honda

May 26 • Adam Mastroianni

108

19

7

Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!

OR: crock pots and lightning bolts

May 12 • Adam Mastroianni

653

95

96

April 2026

The 3rd Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree

yeehaw

Apr 28 • Adam Mastroianni

106

3

4

Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.

OR: the Halo theory of science

Apr 14 • Adam Mastroianni

389

55

57

March 2026

Infinite midwit

OR: if we were playing by Settlers of Catan rules, I'd be dead already

Mar 31 • Adam Mastroianni

1,164

145

274

Help I'm being persecuted

OR: rubberneckers anonymous

Mar 17 • Adam Mastroianni

67

12

10

The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do

OR: the long overdue forest fire

Mar 3 • Adam Mastroianni

921

85

188

February 2026

I swear the UFO is coming any minute

Links 'n' updates

Feb 17 • Adam Mastroianni

288

56

21

Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II

OR: why you should sell onions on the internet

Feb 3 • Adam Mastroianni

783

51

126

January 2026

I know your secret

11 notes on turning unknowns into knowns

Jan 27 • Adam Mastroianni

72

17

3

Text is king

read on, queen

Jan 20 • Adam Mastroianni

1,634

140

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