Experimental History

Only insane people use the internet

OR: hit me with your Honda

May 26 • Adam Mastroianni

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Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!

OR: crock pots and lightning bolts

May 12 • Adam Mastroianni

629

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April 2026

The 3rd Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree

yeehaw

Apr 28 • Adam Mastroianni

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4

Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.

OR: the Halo theory of science

Apr 14 • Adam Mastroianni

384

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55

March 2026

Infinite midwit

OR: if we were playing by Settlers of Catan rules, I'd be dead already

Mar 31 • Adam Mastroianni

1,156

145

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Help I'm being persecuted

OR: rubberneckers anonymous

Mar 17 • Adam Mastroianni

65

12

10

The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do

OR: the long overdue forest fire

Mar 3 • Adam Mastroianni

914

84

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February 2026

I swear the UFO is coming any minute

Links 'n' updates

Feb 17 • Adam Mastroianni

287

56

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Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II

OR: why you should sell onions on the internet

Feb 3 • Adam Mastroianni

778

51

126

January 2026

I know your secret

11 notes on turning unknowns into knowns

Jan 27 • Adam Mastroianni

71

17

3

Text is king

read on, queen

Jan 20 • Adam Mastroianni

1,629

143

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How to be less awkward

a three-part treatment for a near-universal affliction

Jan 6 • Adam Mastroianni

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