Experimental History

Actually good advice

don’t tell someone they look like Beaker from The Muppets, etc.

Aug 25 • Adam Mastroianni

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I like 'em thick

OR: an apology to my English teachers

Aug 18 • Adam Mastroianni

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113

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Incentives are for losers

OR: you must look at this fish and go insane

Aug 5 • Adam Mastroianni

1,080

105

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July 2026

Blog Jamboree 2026: The Winners

yeehaw

Jul 21 • Adam Mastroianni

142

10

8

The Decline of Deviance 2

2 Decline, 2 Deviance

Jul 8 • Adam Mastroianni

670

86

109

June 2026

The most wonderful thing that happened to Tommy McHugh

..."was having a stroke while doing a poo"

Jun 23 • Adam Mastroianni

185

30

8

Stop eating Lady Gaga's Oreos

OR: The Great Switcheroo

Jun 9 • Adam Mastroianni

748

118

146

May 2026

Only insane people use the internet

OR: hit me with your Honda

May 26 • Adam Mastroianni

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21

8

Shame them, shun them, ban them, beat them!

OR: crock pots and lightning bolts

May 12 • Adam Mastroianni

707

104

107

April 2026

The 3rd Annual Blog Post Competition, Extravaganza, and Jamboree

yeehaw

Apr 28 • Adam Mastroianni

113

3

4

Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.

OR: the Halo theory of science

Apr 14 • Adam Mastroianni

421

54

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March 2026

Infinite midwit

OR: if we were playing by Settlers of Catan rules, I'd be dead already

Mar 31 • Adam Mastroianni

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