Experimental History

Nothing ever dies. It merely becomes embarrassing.

OR: the Halo theory of science

Apr 14 • Adam Mastroianni

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March 2026

Infinite midwit

OR: if we were playing by Settlers of Catan rules, I'd be dead already

Mar 31 • Adam Mastroianni

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Help I'm being persecuted

OR: rubberneckers anonymous

Mar 17 • Adam Mastroianni

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The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do

OR: the long overdue forest fire

Mar 3 • Adam Mastroianni

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February 2026

I swear the UFO is coming any minute

Links 'n' updates

Feb 17 • Adam Mastroianni

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Underrated ways to change the world, vol. II

OR: why you should sell onions on the internet

Feb 3 • Adam Mastroianni

754

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January 2026

I know your secret

11 notes on turning unknowns into knowns

Jan 27 • Adam Mastroianni

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Text is king

read on, queen

Jan 20 • Adam Mastroianni

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How to be less awkward

a three-part treatment for a near-universal affliction

Jan 6 • Adam Mastroianni

993

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December 2025

The drug that taught me how much I should suffer

OR: grindset and bedrot

Dec 9, 2025 • Adam Mastroianni

706

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November 2025

Secrets of the ancient memelords

OR: pedants 'n' pinheads

Nov 25, 2025 • Adam Mastroianni

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You say potato, I say leprosy

Links 'n' updates for Fall 2025

Nov 12, 2025 • Adam Mastroianni

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